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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Catching up on "The Apprentice"


Last week's episode of The Apprentice offered the opportunity to catch up on the current season to date, although as always, we here at Political Calculations(TM) believe the best way to review the show is through Suzanne Condie Lambert's weekly recap column. Favorite excerpts from the column, by episode:




Week 1:

"Magna and Net Worth manage to make fast food unappealing in a way that America's obesity Cassandras only wish they could."



Week 2:

"Brian says Trump should hire him back, because he's an 'all-star.' Which could be code for 'utter lunatic.'"



Week 7:

"The golf is miniature, but the management is micro."





But in the world of the "what-if" scenario, the most tantalizing comment in this recap episode came from Week 4, aka the "Cucumber Porn" edition of The Apprentice, when Donald Trump, perhaps displaying the true acumen that led to his becoming a billionaire for the first time in the entire run of the series, considered firing everybody and starting over with new teams. How could you not come back to watch more?

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